The Hootie Bootie Rescue

Photo by Max Kleinen on Unsplash

Yuzuko Shikumi didn’t like being so far away from her girlfriend and son, but it had to be done. She cycled from Kyoto to Paris as foreign birds stared with disapproval. She parked her iBroom on the rooftop of a silver penthouse. She was the only person both sober and fully clothed. The catcalls came the moment people noticed her.

“HEY SEXY!”